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DISCLAIMER: I do not claim to own any of the ideas or worlds described in the story. The ‘They are Smol’ universe is the intellectual property of u/TinyPrancingHorse. Nothing in the story is canon to his universe, and I’d suggest you visit his writings if you love wholesome stories about humans being human.
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ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER:
This story was NOT written by me. It was, instead, created by the beautiful and certainly not a snake-person “@Fluffynoodle” on the They Are Smol discord. I was given permission to post his wonderful story on his behalf, so please direct all praise to him. I’m just the messenger. He’s the actually good writer.
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Part 3

A short while later I was sitting looking at the dry rot on the wall of my room in Sweetheart Heights, fingers idly running checks over the deadly weapon I’d built myself as I waited, long as I dared. I’d been given three days — seventy two hours — but I was also sure that now I’d seen the body I was soon to become persona non-grata far faster than that.
More Cake was missing from the puck, though not through choice. I could sleep when this was all over. If I slept now, I knew I’d end up in a steel coffin of one sort or another, on another one-way journey. Potential side-effects of paranoid delusions, apophenia and pareidolia be damned.
Io worked on Terran time, though the day-night cycle was entirely artificial. Five o’clock was quitting time. Tick, tock, tick… tock… seven o’clock was even more important. Happy hour at the bars.
I got up, fighting to stay vertical for a moment, then packed all my tools and headed for the ground floor. I thought for a moment about using what passed for the fire escape, but… naa, straight out the lobby. I’d been thinking for the rest of the afternoon, thinking hard, sure that I had missed something yet not really sure what. At quitting time it had all become clear.
Gordon Silas definitely hadn’t died from a normal accident, oh no. His death was most likely due to the kind of ‘accident’ that involved getting in the way of a tweaked-out dorarizin, something that the galactic senate would rather be swiftly forgotten about. Of course, it was being dressed up as a human squabble made to look like a dorarizin attack so that everybody would turn the other cheek. After all, everyone knew that no dorarizin in their right mind would ever actually kill a human.
Gordon Silas had been murdered because he’d found something out he shouldn’t have; something was going on at Marv’s Meat Packing Co. and I was going to find out what if it killed me.
Squawky had put me on the right track, I had most likely found my way to exactly the right place, I’d just got there several hours too early and I’d been too dumb to figure it out.
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Night in a hab is much the same as night on a planet; the same pregnant quiet, the same dark corners, the same hushed whispers. I paid extra for the human cabbie to forget he’d seen me and I paid more still for not only the forging of my ID in the system but the route and final destination. I wasn’t convinced any of it would work to throw off those interested in my whereabouts, but if I was very lucky that could only work in my favour. There wasn’t much to steal in a meat packing company, at least apart from the heavy equipment, so in theory security would be light. I turned off my wetware all the same long before coming anywhere near Marv’s, anything running even passive scans wouldn’t know a thing. Location caching was supposed to be illegal, but it was hardly a secret that you could be subpoenaed for it.
Marv’s Meat Packing Co. was indeed deserted, save for a couple of lone guards. I watched the perimeter until I thought I had their patrol routes down — do a half-hearted patrol of the main gate, nip inside the complex, most likely for a coffee refill, then retire to the gatehouse… it wasn’t a patrol so much as a patcrumb — then snuck inside under their nose whilst liquid refreshments were being had.
I didn’t regret my purchase of a hat — a nice, wide-brimmed trilby — on the way to the actual plant, it would literally and figuratively keep the heat off my head should there be any surveillance. I held on to it tightly as I squirmed my way through barbed wire fences and scooted under barriers.
Marv’s business wasn’t big on electronic security; the fewer cameras and the lower their resolution, the less that what passed for OSHA would have to say about what went on in this low-rent chop-shop. I would still have to be careful, however.
The downside of my current ease of entry meant that whatever was going on probably wasn’t centered here. I just hoped I’d find enough clues to get me to where trouble was really going down. I was, however, certain I’d find that info right here.
The locks on the doors to the building I was interested in were, unsurprisingly perhaps, plainly mechanical. They were heavy and well-built, but bowed to my firking about with a pin tumbler and torsion rod in short order. Gritting my teeth for the inevitable alarm, it took me several long seconds for the thudding in my ears to die away enough to be sure I hadn’t heard one. That didn’t mean that a silent alarm hadn’t been tripped, so whatever I was going to do now, I’d better get to it.
I still remembered the route to Marv’s office, but it was slow going in the darkened workshop. The ever-present smell of pig shit and piss permeated everything, and glistening, wet tools hung from racks. There was a lot of sharp, blunt and just plain effective implements of death and dismemberment here. My eyes, adjusting to the dark, spied what had to be a walk-in freezer with electronic security locks on it in the back, judging by the cooling system. It hummed away merrily. I shook my head; lots of people still paid a premium for hand-made goods, I guessed. The automated systems further down — and there were long channels to funnel animals down that led to an automated abattoir that could be adjusted to send streams of pigs this way or that as needed — were more than likely capable of producing any particular cut anyone could ask for, but the tools right here told me they likely picked off prize animals for special treatment. It was clear this was also where they did mass inspections of their herds, culling for disease, disposal — a largish incinerator sat quietly roaring to itself, still dealing with the last of the day’s unwanted trash — and otherwise dealing with the messy part of life and death that involved humans.
A large counter on the wall had the number of ‘days’ since the last accident, nearing two weeks. What looked like a betting pool was underneath it, or possibly quotas. I moved on. No sirens yet, no sudden lights, no shouts… I knew at some point the game would be up, but so far everything seemed copacetic.
I tried not to touch anything, even though I was wearing gloves. I was pretty sure that pulling any sort of fingerprints or genetic profile from anything in this factory would be an exercise in frustration, but it made sense to be careful.
I found the stairs in short order. This would be the second real hurdle after breaking and entering in the first place. Navigating the iron steps with iron railings, in the open, without being spotted. I paused, ears metaphorically perked for any trouble, counted to ten, then tip-toed my crouched way up to the second floor.
The balcony above the shop floor wasn’t any less exposed and I fought to keep my breathing steady instead of bursting out into ragged gasps. After an aeon I made it to the door into the nicer office area that belonged to the miniscule number of white-collar workers. The lock here too was purely mechanical. I swore under my breath, reflexively, as this mechanism was a lot harder to pick on account of how much my hands were shaking, but after another ice age this lock too snicked open and I cracked the door and slipped in.
I closed the door, wincing at every sound the mechanism made until the door was flush and I’d released the handle, then I glanced around. The lights were manual, I hadn’t spotted any sort of alarm, and it appeared I could act with relative impunity. Something wasn’t adding up. I was more and more certain now that the jig was already up and that I was running on borrowed time.
None of the internal doors had locks, so gaining access to the boss’ office itself was a literal cakewalk, but my first stop was the receptionist’s computer.
As luck would have it — treacherous the Lady may be, but she is also not without a sense of humour it would seem — a post-it note was affixed to the flatscreen with the password. Wincing anew at the necessity, I fired up her computer and logged on. I dialed the brightness down as low as it would go, but was forced to trust that the internal nature of this area would prevent actual trouble from the glare.
The company’s records were simple enough to access, but ten minutes of searching didn’t turn up anything out of the ordinary. The only thing that stuck out were the entries for ‘retired’ workers, papered out, that stank of payoffs for that accident counter outside. I knew for a fact nothing would stick from any of this level of petty bureaucratic shenanigans, so was forced to look elsewhere.
It was in the boss’ office that I struck paydirt. Really, I figured, it was obvious when you thought about it. What’s food without sauce? Condiments? A filing cabinet had the real papers in it, filling out the transactions that, in the computer database outside, were just numbers for special orders.
It seemed that Marv was dealing in a very lucrative cash crop of some sort, pencilled down as ‘special orders’. With Squawky eager enough to send me here, with Gordon’s death being so obviously graphic, I figured it was probably the one product that was ridiculously easy to come by in one corner of our galaxy and yet so incredibly heavily restricted in another, green.
‘Green’ was a karnakian plumage cleanser, akin to scented sand or soap. For karnakians, it was a pleasant and highly sought-after, freely available and well-loved product, but for the dorarizin… well, alien biologies what they are, green was like pure rave in a bottle. Laced with various other compounds, it gave older dorarizin the edge in bed, revved up their muscles, made the world come alive. It was heroin, speed, smack, angel dust and pcp all rolled into one.
It also tended to send them into a wild, homicidal rage that didn’t end until everything else in the immediate area was torn to shreds or the dorarizin’s heart exploded, whichever came first.
Green was, therefore, very lucrative in the right hands. Why not shuffle it through a dead-end human station? It didn’t do anything much for humans, so it would be very easy to deal with, wouldn’t ping any of the human interdiction systems and the senate — already on tenterhooks with the human race as a whole — would keep their noses out without a damn good lead.
Oh, great.
With a sinking feeling in my stomach, I reasoned that was my job in this whole godforsaken mess.
I swore again under my breath as I continued pulling out ‘special orders’ from the filing cabinet, then had to stifle a whoop of joy; something was going down tonight if the newest entry with just a date and no other monetary details inked in was anything to go by. If only I could find out where.
This facility was rapidly becoming an obvious courier hub for illicit goods, but none of the data I was pulling out told me anything about where and when, just the what, and without the illicit goods, without the green, I had nothing.
Kilos and kilos of ‘special orders’ were ear-marked for various shipments to the wider galaxy, hidden within the general product shipments being sent out to not only human worlds but dorarizin, karnakian and jornissian — and none of it would matter if I couldn’t prove they were for anything but gourmets.
If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say some of these special orders were, from the code names, other products than just the obvious ‘green’. If I could crack the code, I could come up with something to go on there, too, once I got myself out of here.
As I closed the cabinet and started searching for some sort of hidden cabinet or safe, I figured that maybe some of the flow was cold, hard cash in return. That would surely be the easiest to figure out, and to trace. Would it weigh less than other shipments? Always have the same dropoff point? Or be the same order type? As I scanned the entries looking for patterns, I sniggered to myself. Hah, ‘cold’ hard cash.
All these shipments were nominally for different cuts of pork; they had to be hiding the goods in with it, literally frozen. With a nice, thick, organic shield around the real goods, most sensors wouldn’t see anything untowards until it was far too late. Skim off the special box — maybe even in flight in some cases — and it’s gone. The galaxy was a big place, it made truly policing restricted goods a nightmare. Most financial transactions were performed to the galactic block-chain, but breadsticks and even analog currency were far from unusual, and provided for a more intimate, if not immediate, transfer of funds.
If there had to be an open port to get into the standard shipping channels, then human space would be the perfect cover for not only goods but money laundering services. In truth, this was big, bigger than me. I felt the weight of responsibility settle not-so-comfortably around my neck even as I heard the footsteps outside and the door to the outer office click open.
I saw the lights in the reception area come on by the glare under the door to Marv’s office, followed by a sudden babble of hushed voices. The takka-takka-tak of somebody accessing the receptionist’s computer came next.
In moments, the jig would be up. I swore again under my breath. I’d found what I thought was the safe, but there was no way I’d be able to break into it before I was caught. To be honest with myself, there was no way I was getting out of here without a fight. Clicking the ‘on’ button on my plasma pistol, I prayed to whatever gods were listening that it would remain stable and actually function as I squared myself off, facing the door.
Moments later, the handle jiggled, then turned.
Letting out a huge bestial yell, I charged. I slammed into the door as it opened, braining the guy behind it, hopefully breaking an arm or knocking him unconscious.
No such luck, though I had knocked the wind out of him.
As I yanked open the door again, I noticed two security guards and three heavies in bloodied smocks, two of the latter picking up one of the former. Piggy, from before, was there, being the one heavy not manhandling a guard.
Almost instinctively I raised my arm, gun in hand, and blasted the ceiling. With a bright, disorienting foomf of light, a good deal of the industrial ceiling disintegrated, along with a good section of sprinkler piping. Water rained down around us as I barrelled through the crowd, sumo-charging Piggy. He went down like a sack of blubber, almost bouncing as I rolled over him.
A hand grabbed my leg and twisted as I tried to get up. I saw stars as my jaw hit the ground, blood gushing from either a bitten tongue or a split lip. I twisted too, lashing out with a boot to Piggy’s face as a ham fist the size of a small dog gut-punched me, another heavy had got into the mix.
Piggy let go with a squeal, but two more shapes descended on me. I rolled over on top of one, head-butting and biting as what felt like a night-stick slammed into the back of my head. I rolled again, using the body now on top of me as a shield, and brung up my plasma gun. Multiple swears rent the air as my assailants dived for cover.
I wasn’t about to commit murder, however, and my shot was aimed more to disorient than kill. Another shower of sparks and flames as the desk exploded, and I was free to throw off the guy who was now laying limply on top of me like a sack of ugly potatoes, having been beaten heavily by his friends. I jumped up, covering my face with my arm as I levelled the gun at my other assailants, then turned and ran for the door.
I pelted down the metal walkway, no longer caring about stealth, as four figures charged after me, shouting and hollering. I fired at the metal in front of me whenever the gun announced it was ready, jumping the holes as they formed, panicking as I heard the structure start to buckle and bend. In a bound, I was down, as with a screeching cacophony, the stairs detached from the superstructure.
Screams sounded out as the four guys fought to not end up on a heap on the floor behind me, but I couldn’t stop to make sure nobody was seriously hurt. I didn’t even stop to look back at the doors out, luckily they hadn’t been locked behind the guards as they’d come in, and kept on running as I leaped over the barrier. Somehow, my new trusty hat stayed with me. Truly, a gumshoe’s best friend and most valuable item of clothing.
I was away, but hardly safe. By morning, everyone would know somebody had broken into Marv’s and taken a gander at the ‘secret menu’. I was screwed if I couldn’t come up with something tonight. My only chance was the deal that was, with luck, going down right at this very moment.
Hailing a cab with my wetware as I brought it back online, I headed for the one place I was sure I could find some more information, The Fox and Stoat, home of fences, low-lifes and, hopefully, a karnakian who’d see things my way. If I’d been on the clock before, then now the alarm bells were ringing.
I sat and breathed heavily in the automated cab as the automated systems whisked me through the habitat. Driven cabs were preferred in the same way that actual restaurants still employed waiters, but when you wanted fast food you punched your order up on the screens. I had to get to Squawky ASAP.
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I was disgorged more or less right next to the entrance, and didn’t even hesitate on heading in.
Inside, the atmosphere was livelier than before. The deadbeat drunks were fewer, the conversations more hushed, but the regulars were on form. The dirty dance floor had been cleared of most of the detritus and multicoloured lights were flashing rhythmically as some heavy bass loops made my gut vibrate. Snakes, humans, raptors and gorilla-dogs all seemed to be enjoying themselves, though the latter were wearing this seasons in-vogue dual air-filter gas masks and the raptors were wearing colourful binding tape on their talons and claws.
I made my way through the mass of biologicals, heading for one particular booth. I couldn’t tell if Squawky had moved during the intervening hours, but there he was, with his body-mutts still on duty. I heard their buzzsaw-like disapproval of seeing my face again as they ground their multiple rows of teeth, but I ignored it.
“Hey there, old buddy, old pal, so nice to see you again!” I called to Squawky, forcing a cheery grin on my face. I’m sure it looks like a rictus.
“[The feeling is not mutual, human. What do you want? Unless you’re buying or selling, I suggest you find another place to sit.]” Squawky gestured to Larry and Curly.
“You know, you never did tell me what it was you did,” I tell him, attempting and failing to slide in opposite him in the face of some large, furry walls of meat.
“[I sell… merchandise. For rent. For short periods of time. I’m sure I could find a spot for you in my, ah, stables, if you’re truly interested.]”
For a brief moment, I’m forced to entertain the idea of a future where I’m some sort of male pet gigolo to ogling xenos. My brain bluescreens, then reboots. He’s a pimp, right, focus on that. I size him up for a moment; he probably doesn’t like drugs. Probably doesn’t like ignorance and bad behaviour. Green would be… bad for business. It’d attract karnakians, which was good, but if one third of your clients — I wasn’t sure how much he sold to xenos versus humans, but I was sure he sold humans — would end up devouring your merchandise, well, that’s very bad for business. Had I been sent to exactly the right place to get rid of a rival? A thorn in his side? I led with that.
“Look, Squawky, I like you. You may not like me, but I respect you. Product like Marv is selling, that’s bad for everyone, am I right?”
Squawky seemed taken aback. “[Go on.]”
“Then you probably know where the latest deal is going down. Get me there and I’m gone, one way or another. Either face down and six feet under, or a million miles spinwards, but I’m gone.”
The karnakian growled under his breath. “[You come to me and beg for information twice, snatching scraps from my table with nothing to offer in return but damage to my plumage? You humans have a saying, [lay down with dogs and you get fleas]. You are a [dog] and I do not want [fleas]. I should have Gresjnjr rip your arms from your sockets and beat you to death with them right here and now, why should I help more than I already have?]”
I noticed ‘Larry’ flexing his claws. No sane dorarizin would kill a human I kept repeating to myself, but another, small part of my brain said nobody said anything about maiming though.
“S-sir, you know why you helped me in the first place. You could have ignored me, I’d find my way to his employers soon enough, but you knew that… you knew I’d find out about the ‘special orders’,” I did my best to stress the word, praying that the translator would take notice from stress patterns in my voice, “you knew that was where the rot was. You don’t like these ‘special orders’, they’re… they’re bad for business, right? Then let me—” I was interrupted by an enthusiastic dancer as she spun and tumbled onto Squawky’s table. “Shit, get off—” I started, and Larry and Curly were already moving, but it was too late. She unfurled her palm and, with a huge puff, blew a cloud of black-blue particles into the air.
For a brief eternity I saw, as the lights cycled, a settling miasma of black, blue, black, blue… green.
Shit.
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Shift Report

Divining wooly views gathered amidst shaven sheep hither
Withered over swithering stalls denial state of dither
Truth be told frank pens naif soliloquy
Safe as house path hath proven treachery
Steer clear of herd social immunity
Distanced readily available data parsed trendily
Blinks recount lost meanings earned from strife learned through catastrophe
Graft retained splices tour de force movie
Analyzed improvised differently
Can't regain past yet relive history
Elder protocols reference frames with specificity
Documentary denotes concise recusant heresy
Fish stink emanates spoils unquestioned head
Rather than responsible gods chose dead
Lightning rod shields guide flash EMP spread
Relevance revivalist revived rival survivalist
Diatribe analogous corroborates ridiculous
Atoms congress fortuitous naught sea
Devoid self restraint officiates ye
Fitting new attire inspiring streaking
Who protects us whilst we pay for havoc employ they reeking
Hypocritically childish generally speaking
Handshake implies word registers advice
Modern intelligence is artifice
Every three steps forward step back twice
Deities influence me aloof aligned schism in rhyme
Mother Hera ewe chimera godspeed breeds failed design
Bell weather brethren splay scapegoat supine
Veil of illusions enmesh conscious mind
Can't feel my legs good help is hard to find
Hawk departs from pleather glove turtle returns grounded dove
Counteract abet anyone lapped them twice yet still they won
Titans once asked before taking QE
With us or against me democracy
Issuance debt free usury for ye
Soon to be impacting all interested negatively
Cyclops blissfully fail to see plague kills with leniency
World saved through open window tsunami
Backdrops distinct radicle uprooted
Restless tartarus not I confuted
Reputed gambler prophet of doom rigged mind meld welds my tomb
Despondent preach not gloom be democratic or leave cocoon
Imploding race exploding time and space
Unfathomable depths shallow measures
Glasses adorned rose reflective pleasures
Erratic compass static attained gains unsustainable
Emphatically all ages deal unascertainable
Sentiment key to public interest
Democracy assess Big apple bests
Guiding hand meaning Pantheist behest
Seeking one's fulfillment complements of demagoguery
Building baseless pyramid in name of Great Recovery
Hallucination merits upheaval
Remit repreival persecute venal
Sufferance from nescience trumps all evil
Yon morrows martyr covets this abysmal cross commuted
Tread on entrenched fear submit control guiltily included
Govern is to rule as meant to intents
Resourceful proxy heir establishment
Record rallys infer where loans were sent
Pristine colosseums reared commerraderie Fed rum bread
Dropping said crumbs returns dread Which nevermore nary imbeds
Insolvent casino scenario
House always wins with my reservation
Sharing the bulk ignites indignation
Transparency Which critiques subtly speaks Feds peak repent
Weak covenants contained slain whence Green peripherals were went
Theses Ben delivered on depression
Maestro museum managed impression
Keynesian intervention harped dystopian opium
Appeal to supremacy bandwagon psychology
Latin arguementum ad nauseum
Better than expected mass approval
Refuse discard fantasy removal
If you audited our books write off markets on the morrow
No one do we answer to where wheelbarrows go we borrow
Sciences religious mythology
Philosophised finance dichotomy
Genetic archetypal entities
Conversations incidental informations monumental
Facets fawned fastidious selfless attires instrumental
Minions mimic Socratic opinions
Authority inbred majority
Consider selves distinct minority
Yield to ye inferiors subjectively superior
Mechanisms failing sublimation with interior
Greeks conceived benefits in politics
Propaganda versed all in rhetoric
Dwelled anarchic run redeem autarkic
World perceptions inconsistent to obtained views of my own
Optimism timeless shown fantastically overblown
Fate collapses upon observation
Ostriches banked on unexamined lives
Perturbations quantum fluctuations
Foregone measures austere pleasures enforced authenticity
Cessation trepidation ensures no future certainty
Whilst known speed and position now in sync
One makes ye taller yet none make me shrink
Doth not know thyself yore on the brink
Fulfillment will not quail forbidden face of foreign dangers
Entrainment derailed arranged marriage twixt incomplete strangers
Birds of a feather flock with the weather
One marked to market worth two under Bush
Lemmings allegedly demand a push
An existential exercise spins nihilistic nightmares
Nonconformed confirmed uncomfort spirals condescending stairs
Slaughter abolished pig sucklers now fly
Fed up rich bullshit Which lies upon lye
Doth need not for lipstick ride we bone dry
Left to right wrong motivations paved by best intention
Pound me with the cure denounce flesh as impure meets prevention
Overdue elixir panacea
Gold in led stead transmutes alchemist Fed
Spirits confirmed in actions idea
Though hungry swine will freely plow fall submissive tow the line
No offence is meant whence I commence casting pearls before thine
Lead thee to sustenance soon thou shall find
You feed a seed of rage contented caged
That Which hath been remains yet to be seen
One finds upon a wander from yon cave we've left regression
Whence without luminescence stem outlandish such obsessions
Actualized self's realization
Fasting of heart leaves no trace of ego
I fell here from Olympus apropos
Upshot in authenticity shows secure survivors test
Where indiscretions excesses discretely are repressed
Desperate knowledge grievous awareness
I first blew reed pipes but then I digress
Values eroded integrity
Climate corroded ideals irresponsibility
Satisfied my agency autonomous capacity
Bet Dow hath finally had a bad day
Bear in mind they will say twas anway
Old high still standing gold stones throw away
Shorting shooting slope of hope enormous towers treacherous
Each new era crashes in increasing half glass emptiness
Overabundance deserts time delay
Accounts inner morality decay
Strength in pessimism fear forfeits right
Dusk withdraws from sight as shade is drawn over dawn's early light
Narcissistic psychopaths inherited the earth our plight
Quarrying light inspired murky night flee
Ye gods laugh heartily ridicule me
Reckoning another day mine shall be
Subsequently I subsist shifting this rock as Sisyphus
Future pulls upon me as due ration to minus remiss
I'm half crazy bicycle built for two
Network circuitry daisy chained to you
How do I know what is reel to be true
Gather input sensations scrutinize for degradation
Dissembling dissemblance as lacking in resemblance
Singularity prophesied end be
Less threat than icons presently envied
Graven is our image in our idol
Misunderstood system holds revolutions banked on bridle
Give me dominion over doe I care not who makes law
Hegellian dialectic shock and awe
Fixed moments instability move becomes necessity
Moses leads bull rush reeds deceptive swaith
Crisis opportunity incompetence seasons good faith
Fallow plot begot furlough shrieks foul wraith
Yay though I plod through the valley of death
Evil gives comfort my rod and my staff
No fear preparest for my enemies
Parasitic symbiotes surviving vicariously
Job gyrations exploitations sloth thrive ubiquitously
Unnatural select evolution
Bad apple genes rot barrel pollution
Big bang extends concussions extrusion
Elude intrusion neath tapestry relay inscribed decree
Conspiracy theories deliquesced evidence coalesced
Duress dressed as justice undue process
Reduce the law to writ for oversight
Infinitely rules stretch fractally tight
Dollar press lever Wizards tweak whence practised Which deceiver
Feeding frenzy at the top on last chair hot potato drops
Animal farm irrigation believer
Cuckoos in nested loops launched retriever
Social ecological equity
Fauna all created equal although some are more than most
Perched aloft nights sleepless roosters backdate options after posts
Tell a vision avulsed exclusive boasts
Foxes bird box hens fake news oven roasts
Occupy Wall Street greeting champagne toasts
5G technology expandable densification
Cameras considering Laws actual ramifications
Depressions perpetuate FOMO motes
FIFO Ponzi scheme boat redeems fresh float
Gloat sessions connoted roat smote through goat
Destructions need demands feed for Which Fed never hesitates
Beyond salvations hope for damnation destined reprobates
Wolf in sheep's clothing with diplomacy
Bragging best ever broke economy
Pre warned of bubble in candidacy
Memories impeach me markets relapse collapse candor
Black and white deliberations compromise grey matters or
Burning empire riddled Nero fiddled
No new under the sun any longer
What doth not kill my will makes ye stronger
Suicidal quarantine commit sheer to absurdity
Crash course in urgency suspends to decade Odyssey
Engulf journey as is illusory
Entailed magical curtailed mystery
Reproduced sequence spawns duplicity
Great truths infect minds space whilst time distorts fabrics ablation
Balanced scales duration dual edged knife grinds calibration
Wildlife exhumed landslide menagerie
Submission supports popularity
War of attrition print press edition
Release Kraken abridged dictations unredacted memo
Cognitive mind is least informed second thought tis last to know
Feedback iterates habitually
Zombie apocalyptic shopping spree
Animal myriad corroboree
Discrepancies adorable approaching deplorable
Configured integrations simulate exaggerations
Conceptual reorganization
New century frail clings frayed to pale past
Dot com bust imprints last iconoclast
Tragic disposition anchored significance within story
Spherical lyrical expository mourning glory
Expansion dominates fertility
Appropriate most apt utility
Bubble envelops errs infinity
Bold ignorance advanced hind sights distilled new high arrogance
Underlying trauma repeats cycle till addressed complete
Sublates convergence becoming congeals
Cavernous kingdom stalagmite conceals
Peer not in mirror prefer not appeal
Sew a thought in hope to reap an action something real to feel
Neverland begotten old whilst kid futures are oversold
Life lived not lest bits of bites record it
Biased suggestions imbue news reported
Syrinx sears titans with my brand of creed
Written word ceded all forgotten need to practise recall
Calculated math skills lost computer brought thoughts holocost
Ensconced by lantern hung from beam of straw
Helios heals blow of iced ages thaw
Loyal to natural attributes raw
Extraordinary delusional madness of ye crowds
Trot proudly upon road to serfdom congregations praised aloud
Brave was this new world before eighty four
Hunger games in store jaybird tweets that score
Jehovah bore witnesses door to door
Insure myself against four horseman
paid my tithe expired spent
Sow ears flying high on credit barely do I afford rent
Time unwinds quickly at least doth for me
April showers levee spring bankruptcy
Litres live forever in latency
Bailing water steady rising deep subterraneously
Foresee floods invest in arks of financial calamity
Extraneously Rome's blaze radiates
Simultaneously Fed Witches toiled
Slow perniciously satiates frogs boiled
Crisis constructs messenger of sordid too tongued character
Stocks which rise so should slide chosen goose footing egg opposed side
Federal innovates imbibed bribed state
Reserves umpire status hunched hind home plate
Falling knife of fear impaled atmosphere
Short bets squeezed rife barren years unfruitful bleeds contango wine
Inverse ETFs unprecedented reverse splits declined
Nothing it's equal creature without fear
Can't fill hide with harpoons or head with spears
Mire strive dire try pull in Leviathan
Endless procrastination doth avert intent deflation
Unclear when routes passage appears clear as destination
Sorrows station seems my inculcation
Divides built up babble between nations
Seven trumpets summon revelation
Electrostatic circumstance transmits catalytic twist
Substitute reacted chemical transmits platonic tryst
Ironically passion not my goal
Ionically bonded blending coal
Mirrored dipole roll poised down rabbit hole
Experiment first ever repeats Laws defraud endeavor
Mississippi reflating dollar debt exchange creating
Wealth effect transfers helicopter drop
Fracking reserves crack too big to stop
Ineptitude or evilly adept
Calm filled the room as elephants silently drowned in tar pits
History Which hails tense whence Fed injections flew to market
Lucrative house flipping stained soil carpet
Real reign swamp purge comes to street again
Broken window theory frisk fallacy
Destructions need graciates feed for Which Fed never hesitates
Seven headed hydra twixt blaspheming regime duplicates
Purgatory epic allegory
Apathy lacks worry for avoidance
Dreams annoyance recurring clairvoyance
Complacent consternation burns concerned capitulation
Catacomb further catenates future pyroclastic blasts
Install a new partition date saved last
God creates man's imaged eternity
Man made device for immortality
Only way to beat life be articulate as dead machine
Foiling might be finding wanting nothing just as pleasing
Emoted thoughts and deeds confer disease
Viral joy contained anxious unease
Communicable known uncertainties
Mention stoic abstention receive lepers reprehension
Addend subconscious attention suchness sought destination
Protectionist tribal groupthink ensues
Misdirect blame profane color thou choose
Divide and conquer plan by Jove we use
Minting for a living tis nothing short of scintillating
Weaponry mass produce we entropy disintegrating
Rebirth essential in this finite trap
Technicals crucial analysis map
Impulse mined collective wiretapped caps
Souls endless extrapolating each threshold encapsulating
Mutually affecting Titans ever overreaching
Battles march business no fight beseeching
Cyanide reaction gold is leaching
Settle for distraction Athene’s teaching
Shares fabricate infrastructure bonds for manufactured war
Master in ways of deception weaving fleece her predilection
Declined vine illustrates interjection
Fundamentally ye add furthermore
Whole vacuus nature I find abhor
Each new day opportune to go by street sideshow pundits shout
Marginally most will comply seek aggressive salesman clout
Run through stampede proceed in funnel out
Mosaic tile code mixed mirage mud grout
Worm abated hook ate some fat cat’s trout
Informed when glad relate when mad great is not the worst we've had
Next quarter rates Which inflates translates to direct tabled fate
Disinformation chads dangling depart
Troublesome travel when horse pushes cart
Trojans craft driftwood regifted as art
Taken rate decision interest always is a given
Approached encroachment infringements lunged impingement I expunged
Spell manifests as living hell digests
Calcareous sponge absorbed rimstone plunge
Cookbook to serve lamb seals underhand
Sinter sauntered asunder plotting pillage of my plunder
Attack technique intervenes quoth slighted victim claims obscene
Cried mystified feeling such waste sprayed mace
Save face retrace find safety inside shrouded space
Access filter modified denied trash storage verified
Angels four spew brimstone fire scorched ingress half expected less
Trick talk turns back clock players profiles rotate roles resume
Covertly campaigned defiling my name
Creations Instigate destruction
Erupts surreptitious instruction
Bewildered heard shocked embrace loomed Gates of Hell gauge WHO won race
Military missionary hold prostrate to vaccinate
Chaotic Kronos ordered time consumed
Stow stoked fumes subsidies gave the gods room
Whilst land of the fraud is home to the knave
Babylon of living nonexistent through the golden age
Cassandra of this stage ilk ignores inklings of alarmed sage
Chicken little forebodes sky is falling
Rope a dope fades rationalisation
Brittle doth be fragile ye recalling
Loquacious news needs slews feigned of disambiguation
Mendacious or fallacious contagious be implications
Butterfly flapped wing doth not move a thing
But a gnat perhaps who's too GAD to fly
Financing is how but where is the why
Important that all patriots patronize conquesting troops
Dodge ye head stoop as pooping eagle swoops
Most dismissive uninspired missive
Perceptually far too derisive
Guiding hand not apparent visual
Missing cash flows continual residual bottom lines
Pinnochio hopes to know Which ideal conjures growth sublime
Dendrites potentially stimulate spine
Titanic torrents mist venetian blinds
Decidedly distort bilked disincline
Writhe in through chasm in awe open wide
Formless figures summon uniform pride
Dismiss discontent conveyors subside
Tributaries dispersed springs knowledge trees freeze molten ore
Splintering sparks displaced thick dark coruscate tangible floor
Cumulus clouds of primordial dust
Question our senses in sun god we trust
Sifted silts produce thunderbolts of Zeus
Oval elliptical orbits the folds tidal tendency
Blue sphere girds spoken word breathed clay Boulder Forge Company
Quality moulding is job number one
Caste mass producing consumes many sons
My duty to ensure we always run
Figured would be a piece of cake more at work than give and take
Thought this would be my big break but not knowing literally
Apprenticed construction now I maintain
Composite skill same commissioning game
Swim or wallow in Uranus disdain
I made the trade not for reward nor deemed security
Only gospel guarantee is confidence in mastery
Tasked to sit in a chair contemplate stare
Crosswords in wait for a breakdown repair
I study craves of machines which behave
Rhythmic clang links chain react percussional power set free
Insatiable harmony piques morbid curiosity
Beast belly bowel bubbles belch smelt death
To quota of product do I owe breath
Economic cauldron of corrosion
We operate Vesuvius ungodly hours breathing brine
Facilitate yon amplidyne oxygenate lavas shine
Steering eather into three cyclops cells
Myopically they motion for me when cycles in chaos my sirens knell
Lion hearted as Hephaestus take knee before crucibles hearth
Examine vitals symptoms prognosis deduce further impart
Volt amps transcend times root of three powers
Frequently electrons ebb in order
Arc bath gives rise to hot molten showers
May bring flowers demonstrate my will in accord rewards her
Athena is truth incarnate dream she is a movement
Immaculate perfection possessed no
need for improvement in her coveralls
Wert she to eaten apple I befall
Sand disseminates beneath hourglass curves she manipulates
How could I anticipate
Rapt hints had she to intimate
Roots hypotenuse squares summed pendulum
Enlightened visions profound pit this plum
On que she hooks her thunderbolts so ample in restriction
Destabilized my volts despite my amping up conviction
Magnetisms repulsive attraction
Bipolar feedback generates action
Machining floral dissatisfaction
Narcissus is spring can't this robot tool be taught anything
Recommence imaging thine vault undermined after fault
Intuit as her nuclear annihilates tumult
June accusations forced violation
Vulnerable to invalidation
Confrontations repudiation consents allegation
Placate June”s wells breached swell fore July conflagration
Use wu wei to vacate situation
But weightless behemoth ate all greenbacks
Can’t manage exit not even a crack
Inward forays shunned malfunction unknown overgrown morass
Cult of quantity all students get a pass coach seat class
God’s walled over all access to egress
Those who cannot do are experts at best
Past practise succeeds failures teach what needs
Viridescent pools dilate grey eyed dubious stressed madness
Feeling she was slighted by my passage through her nucleus
Disinterested I had disinterred
Down period Kondratieff winter
Intrinsic tragedy all fairy tales end inherently
Gave me what I wished for in a way I was not hoping for
Destiny permits paths forbade
How shallow wilt thou will wade
PCB cesspools black bile pitches glue
Smoldering sand dune trenches shore magmas excess residue
Admit this time smashing cymbals whilst cyclops wert drumming too
Keep the fantasy alive in my head
Earthquake take other route instead
Always say they never saw it coming
They did In Herculaneum still their brains steamed in their skulls
Summer solstice solace lulls lava ladles plentiful
Cumulative studies validations
Inseminate process degradation
Trying not to mention my invention
Bending toward normalcy absorption emits diffraction
Inverted perceptions withdraw inflections from emptiness
Perplexing she rejects ram intellect
Anecdotal evidence cached respect
Zip plans to stockpile cognizance combined
Designed secret punishment to circumvent I resigned
Recollect for instance cognitive lessons in dissonance
Logic accepts one view perceived of two
Pit of mine stomach whence knot always knew
Treasonous betrayed lion taming shrew
Spite cleaved interface continued dutiful onward pace
Humiliations goal wert to replace cheers with disgrace
Orchestrations untold meticulous
Malevolence is still in existence
Narrative streams unfold conspicuous
Childish bliss unscrupulous epidemic Narcissus
Invasive species multiplied since Zeus supplied his sun’s abyss
Affect change rather than effect ere cause
Gaslight obfuscates reasonable laws
Tall tales half truths edged lies by omission
Unwary reprehense motive intents of recognition
Splitting of the faculty augments a new reality
Fight freeze or flee options only three
Trials choose middle choice typically
Stockholm syndrome captors figured friendlies
Volunteer for brunt of blame acquiesced toxic shame domain
Raging stirs steroid cortisol adrenaline cocktail brain
Idealize devalue sudden discard
Benevolent dictatorship abstained
Without the faintest regret or regard
Figured she was playing me but never thought she'd try so hard
Had a little influence pummeling blacksmith into bard
Feeling flashback symptoms PTSD
Reflux acid regurgitates anxiously
Facilities shut down my apogee
Estranged entanglement is indiscriminate vicinity
Projection deflects inspection detects proffered rejection
Upon reflection I/O failed connection
Reverse detail switched doppler direction
Attacked mine tranquility enacted thine stability
Great relationships determined by good portability
Amor Fati defeat of agony
Heroic transitions affirmation
Chinks of crevasse evasive to bypass
Labyrinth strings web of deceit light and dark unlikely meet
Shadows reconnection Schadenfreude revels surrection
Maze ambled afore trapped in Minotaur
Disintegrating reintegration
Unfurled divest individuation
Emergence of self under siege August surfacing intrigues
Sun god aims retribution penetrating air dilution
Perpetrating vengeful execution
Cyclop's blindsided coming attraction
Apollo's exaction vents extraction
Redress reclaimed door discharged from mine chore
Concussions cavitations roar gaff retrieved my staff from shore
Gangplank fastened transit for deck from wreck
Embodied under mass gravitation
Nothingness consistent contradiction
In retrospect ahead investigate that Which is suspect
Chastened flaming embers titillate orange September moon
Hastened retreat not an instant too soon
Burgeoning three wave prosperity shewn
Wave five trait mimics Echo past monsoon
Perpetually parallel dramas punctual insane
Aphrodite's inception purged migraine foam seethed fire in vain
Twain hath liquidity trickled down drain
Consult oracle ogle tangent plane
Bow to stern brood tempestuous coxswain
Demurrage fee aptly sought to regain lay of way terrain
Masked my gnashing lion waves stumble as they spread before me
Mountain rubble crumbles bloodied red sea
Locusts cannibalistic commotion
Uncanny notion overt devotion
Fixed betwixt twin scorpions stings subtle by a hares degree
One longs to age as seas submit one hole subliminally
Desire loves desire more than that desired
Overtime I find wanting displeasing
Fuel to fire Aphrodite’s teasing
Symptomatically nymphomaniac releasing
Random cosmos berth patterned beyond cyclic perimeter
Doth not feel momentum ye be the tide
Volume reduced ambient limiter
Futile to resist flow fatal to ride
Impressed by the strung rope ladder of unquestioned good status
Doctors orders therapeutic regressive Hedonism
Bureaucracy forced parentalism
Founding fathers Titan nepotism
The health preventative catechism
Give only to take away to give again another day
Rewards gods some token compensation
Anyone here not get paid besides me
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Resident Devil - Everything you need to know about hell, devils and the fun of bureaucracy. A complete rework of the 9 layers.

I have issues with hell. The way d&d does it, it’s too combat-centric, not enough focus on the lawfulness of devils beyond vague references to “laws” that we rarely see in action, and too similar to a Christian hell, in a way that doesn’t fit a pantheon-style religion.
Alternative take on hell.
Christian hell is owned by God, and Satan is trapped in it, but ForgRealm hell is owned by devils. Also, evil creatures know it exists for a fact, you can travel to it, see it. They know that once they die they will be tortured and punished forever. Why would they do it? In such a world, you would expect bad guys to, at the very least, convert on their death bed so they can get a ticket to heaven. Many would limit their evil and try to do good acts or at least buy divine forgiveness in some way.
There is a big difference between hell as a possibility you need to believe in, and hell as an actual location you know you’ll end up into.
1st change: bad people are rewarded in hell, and the eviler you are, the greater will be your reputation once you die. Cultists especially have the favour of arch-devils and find themselves high on the social ladder. This gives your bad guys a practical reason to be evil and makes the idea of selling your soul more tempting.
Hell is still a bad place, it’s not happy fun times. Bad people are promised a reward, power and wealth are dangled in front of their eyes, but once they die, they will have to compete with every other person that ever died.
I see hell as a sort of ultra-capitalist nightmare: the smartest, ruthless and luckiest have a chance at incredible power millions others get crushed trying. Imagine The wolf of wall street but every single person in NY is Jordan Belfort. Forever. Or at least they try: for every soul with a modicum of initiative, there are a thousand that gave up and become grey, empty husks that serve those still trying. These are most of the heavy labour in hell.
We have Hell as an enormous city, spread on the 9 layers. It is its own society with jobs, politicians, farmers, guards. I think a metropolis reflects lawfulness and organization much better than the Mad Max-style wasteland we see in Forgotten Realms.
2nd, the devils. What we see in the monster manual is extremely combat-focused, could you see a gelugon making a Faustian deal with someone? A bone devil cleverly tricking someone?
In this version, each devil has two forms, a humanoid one and a combat one, and can change between the two with an action. The combat form is what we see in the monster manual, and devils consider shameful using it: it means trickery and diplomacy have failed. Violence makes you little better than a demon, it’s distasteful and gross. Devils do it only as a last resort.
Check out the Darkest Dungeon Crimson Court, to get a visualization of how this would work.
This isn’t just a shape-changing spell, it’s a true second form. The humanoid form depends on the devil power: Imps turn into weird, misshapen people, mid-level devils become regular, good looking folks, while archdevils are attractive, statuary, charming, nearly divine.
3rd: Mortal souls in hell become devils: as they gain power, they change shape and turn into devils. Those that lose power, the weak-willed or imprisoned, slowly waste away and degrade until their identity disappears and they become mindless drones, larvas or are just turned to dust and become part of hell.
How does this work?
You die. Based on your deeds and how much you advanced the cause of evil, how smart and connected you are, you are given a position in Hell. Paperwork is everything, everybody is regimented and you will have to learn an incalculable amount of laws, then learn ways to break them without getting caught.
You get a role, and you get to know your boss, your boss boss, and so on for ten thousand steps on the ladder. You get to know your coworkers, your neighbours and your underlings. Each one of them is trying to screw you over at all times, and you’ll need to do the same to survive.
Bribery, wits, charm, backstabbing and bargains will be necessary to accumulate wealth and influence and scale the social ladder. The number of moving wheels and schemes going on at the same time is so massive, nobody can keep track of all of them, so just do your best.
Succeed, you’ll become rich and powerful, and then you’ll have to protect what you gained from those below trying to replace you and from those above that fear you’ll replace them. Fail, you’ll be punished, taken advantage of, betrayed and crushed until you manage to climb again.
Succeed too much, your boss will betray you, scared you may steal their place.
Basically, it sucks, but it uses your greed and lust and pride and every other sin to make you want to do it, even if it hurts you. The very definition of a deal with the devil.
Question:You mention death often, can you die in hell?
Answer: No, if you get "killed", you'll reform. But it takes a toll on your sanity, die too often and only your body will reform, your mind lost forever.
But what do the players care?
You could send your players to hell, and have them try to thrive in it, or even just find a way out. Either way, they’ll have to work in, around and against the system and get involved in the web of politics.
But you don’t have to. The players could simply be contacted by someone from hell that wants something to advance their position. Or by someone that wants the opposite: everybody in hell is treacherous, regular mortals are more reliable allies.
Most players won’t trust a devil, but devils see the players as a tool: they have no reason to betray them, they are his best asset. And the job could very well not be evil. It could be a job that hurts other people in hell. It could hurt demons.
It doesn’t have to be something that hurts the players. But it could be anyway, eventually. Later down the road. Hurting famous heroes would be seen well in hell. A devil could help the players reach high level, so he can then defeat them when they’re well known. Or it could use them as bait for another devil trying to do it.
Q: But I thought devils didn’t eat/sleep/get sick etc. etc.?
A: Yes. I say they should. It’s more interesting, it gives the players more chances to interact with them, both in and out of combat, and the devils more stuff to do, more personality, and more life to their world outside of combat. Maybe they don’t “need” it, they could survive without food, but they wouldn’t like it. Plus, you can have devils overindulge in gluttony and laziness, that’s sinning 101.

Layers of hell

1st – The jails of Avernus

The first and lowest layer, here is where the scum of hell is thrown. People caught breaking the law or those that antagonized powerful devils are imprisoned here. A desolate, rocky wasteland, the vegetation is rare and twisted, hidden pits and caves full of beasts, volcanoes, rivers of blood and magma. The sky is starless and covered in smoke.
There are many prisons, some worse than others. In some, people are just locked up, in others, they are forced to work. There are many mines from which rare minerals and metals are collected. Some of them can be found only in hell and are sold all over the multiverse for exorbitant prices, or used to forge weapons and jewellery for devils.
This layer is also used as training grounds by the armies of hell.
Population: prisoners and their jailers. The jailers are also, in some way, prisoners: this is the most demeaning job, often seen as a punishment and embarrassment. Between a prison and the next, roaming bands of marauders and beasts, caravans carrying raw materials, surveyors and hellish rangers. It’s the least lawful part of hell, relatively easy to reach from the outside, having multiple portals to other planes. Often you'll meet invading armies, even angels and demons.
Getting out: its prisoners have few chances of leaving. Sucking it up to a jailer could present an occasion, and prisons have their own internal hierarchies, both for guards and prisoners. In theory, it’s possible to serve your sentence, but in practice, it’s very hard: the prisons have their own rules, and every prisoner will accidentally break them, causing their sentence to keep increasing. They are very unfair prisons, as you’d expect.
Archdevil: Zariel, The Bald Angel. Fallen angel, battle maniac, pretty poor etiquette. She’s a bit of an underdog, in hell. She mostly focuses on the military part of Avernus, repelling intruders and keeping down any rebellion from desperate prisoners.
Locations
1) The maze of the lost god: A single-floor, incredibly wide prison run by strange alien creatures, it has no cells, jus an impossible, multi-dimensional labyrinth, patrolled by eldritch guardians and its inmates, fighting each other to survive.
All you need to be free is to find the exit. Allegedly, it was built and controlled by a devil so ancient, no memory of it is left, some say it still lives somewhere in the maze. Some say it’s no devil, but a fallen god, the maze a punishment for some ancient crime.
2) The roaring plains: You wanna play Descent Into Avernus? This is the place. It’s your classic mad-max Avernus, with giant cars and machines.
3) The black mirror: a fortress made of black, mirror-like material. Anything reflected in it gains life and tries to trap its original in this prison. The jailers are the images of its inmates, that means they know every secret, fear and weakness of their prisoners.

2nd – The farms of Dis

Devils and souls don’t need food, they want it. They love feasting and tasting the best, rarest foods. These farms aren’t here for quantity, they don’t make white bread and wheat. They are luxury farms, growing whatever is popular at the moment and satisfy the whims of the archdevils.
High-quality grapes and olives to special qualities of fruits, strange cross-breeds, but also magically produced plants, carnivore ones, cursed vegetables and poisonous flowers. Rare animals with excellent pelts, deadly pets and voracious beasts that are extinct everywhere else.
These farms must be the highest quality, but also to keep up with the infinite regulations and the ever-changing whims of the powerful. To work here means risking limbs and health every day, but also having to work with care and having to learn everything about flora and fauna, alchemy and more.
The layer is a series of villages with greenhouses and menageries, usually built around larger fortresses or the laboratory of some high ranking botanist or druid. Between the villages are fields, forests in which strange, twisted creatures are raised naturally and pastures.
Population: Farmers, with botanists and alchemists and supervisors organizing them. Rangers roam the wilds between villages keeping order between the beasts.
Getting out: growing a rare plant or developing a special cross-breed could elevate someone enough to get them in the next layer. Producing excellent food for a powerful devil is also a ticket to joining their entourage.
There are constant competitions between farmers that inevitably end up in sabotages and conflicts. This means the farmers slow each other down and damage their products, causing the ire of their superiors. Having your project stolen is a constant risk.
Archdevil Dispater, the Iron Duke. Dispater is paranoid, and Dis is the safest layer of hell: sparse population, too weak to bother him. Also, animals are much worse at scheming and plotting than people. Dispater has very little interest in the farms and spends his days hiding in his fortress.
Locations
1) The fire farms: a very rare flower grows in this vast field, red like ruby and hot to the touch. The flower needs two things to grow: blood and magma. The field is volcanic, with regular eruptions, toxic fumes and terribly hot. The poor souls that work here are miserable at best, and routinely burn alive.
2) The forest of sin: the trees in this thick, twisted forest are made of people, cut them and they will bleed and cry. Their wood is popular as a construction material in hell.
3) The Rafflesia god: This looks like a regular Rafflesia flower, except it’s a hundred km wide. It’s an experiment by a powerful devil, and it’s kept alive by feeding it hundreds of thousands of souls over centuries.
The flower is beyond stinking, its aroma will melt your flesh. People that die to it are reborn as melted zombie-plants and become the flowers guardians. Some say the plant has acquired a mind of its own and is looking for a way to spread to other layers.

3rd – The slums of Minauros

The largest layer by population and the one in which most people begin their unlife in hell, Minauros is a massive slum that spans the horizon. Houses range from holes in the ground to almost decent stone building, some even have a roof with no holes. And they’ll need them: the plane is highly toxic, with poison clouds and acid rain, eruptions and floods of swampy, acidic water, and all the twisted beasts living in it.
Life in Minauros is a fight to scrap together something, anything. Jobs are plenty, but the people needing them are a hundred times more, and not having a job is a crime. As a result, people are poor and compete with each other. What they use is spent in building shelters, improving their reputation and bribery: the plane has an extremely strict building code, and nobody can follow it, so everybody has to bribe or trick the officials.
People form(illegal) gangs to help each other, with unofficial “slumlords” controlling different areas. Some parts of the plane are much nicer than others, usually the ones with less acid, and everybody tries to move to them. As a result, the plane is packed to the brim, with people living in minuscule houses. stuffed worse than university students sharing an apartment.
Population: moderately evil people start here, minuscule cogs in the machine, irrelevant to the people in power. The devils patrolling and keeping order here consider it a boring but safe job, ideal for those that don’t feel like working too hard or getting in trouble.
Getting out: accumulating enough money is one way, but it’s very hard: bribes, shelter and gang protection will eat up all you can make with the little jobs you can manage to find.
Joining a gang can give you a ticket out, but it’s a serious crime and will make you plenty of enemies, so it’s a big risk. Some people that manage to rise in the ranks of a gang decide to stay here, preferring to rule in this hole than taking a risk in the next layer.
Archdevil: Mammon, the snèk.
In a layer where money is everything, Mammon is the perfect ruler: rich beyond belief, his enormous villa is a constant punch in the eyes of every other resident, and his outrageous displays of wealth are more egregious here than anywhere else.
His palace is a lure: many wish to go work there, it has the best-paying jobs in the layer, but also the most back-breaking and miserable. Many more try to steal from it, and Mammon loves to spy them as they try. He has a plethora of traps ready for any intruder.
Locations
1) The house of doors: This Escher-esque building is a maze of doors, staircases and rooms, thousands of times larger inside than outside and impossible to navigate for any outsider. (Intelligence check DC 30 to find your way through it without a guide). It is the hideout of a powerful crime guild.
2) The statue of a blind devil: allegedly depicting a son of Asmodeus, rejected, exiled and forgotten thousands of years before. Praying to this statue will bring wealth and fortune, but sooner or later there will be a price to pay.
3)The merry ones: a mysterious band of devils that steals from the rich and lends to the poor at a reasonable interest rate. For hell standards, they are very nice, and many hate them for it. There is a massive bounty on them.

4th – The great town of Phlegethos

This is a proper town, with well-built houses. It has sewage, stores and everything else you could want. Roads are paved, and you don’t have to walk through acid, shit-covered mud like those losers in the layer above.
The town is more pleasant than the previous layers, but it’s a honey trap: the town offers plenty of entertainment: good food and booze, love, gambling, drugs, betting and everything else you can think of.
This has two effects: first, it causes people to lower their guard, become sloppy and make mistakes, allowing others to take advantage of them, and secondly, it causes addiction.
If the previous layers were upfront with their difficulty, this is the first that will stab you in the back, make you feel like you’re safe and pull the rug from under your feet. A lot of people reach this layer from the third, just to be kicked back, poorer than they were before.
From blackmail to robbery, addiction and scams, everything here will lure you into a false sense of security and crush you when you least expect it.
For those that make it, those smart enough to avoid the scams or become scammers themselves, this is a relatively nice plane. This causes people to mellow out and dampen their ambition. This layer weeds out the weak-willed form the ambitious, the “good enough.” from the “never enough!”, and only the second type can become someone, in hell.
Population: rather large, most people here have normal jobs and families, they get used to this life and slowly lose their will, becoming part of the system until they couldn’t move forward if they wanted. Gangs are replaced by more refined organizations that prefer trickery, loopholes and charm over violence and threats.
Getting out is not hard, if you want to. Those that can remain ambitious for long enough will inevitably get noticed, and their only real enemy is each other. Getting sent back is a lot easier, and many fall up to the third or second layer from here.
Archdevil: Belial and Fierna, the dinamic duo.
They’re just kinda there. Belial plots against more powerful devils while Fierna hangs around with Glasya learning to become independent. This is the actual lore by the way. They both enjoy seeing people think they’ve found happiness and having everything taken from them, a constant occurrence in this layer. They are father and daughter, and they are devil, so it’s up to you where you want to go with that.
Fierna is the official ruler, and Belial is trying to pull a “shadow government” deal.
Locations
1) The palace of calm, a marble building that offers peace and tranquillity, silence and relaxation. Many devils need some time to wind down and reduce stress. Sometimes, without realizing it, the clients of the house come out with a strange, hidden parasite.
2) The golden belly, a massive, bloated creature sitting in the middle of town. Enter inside its mouth, and you will find a strange bank willing to lend any amount of money to anybody without any insurance.
3) The first tower, an apparently endless spire of black obsidian, it is said that if you walk all the way to the top, you’ll find an incredible treasure. The tower is filled with traps and monsters. There is no evidence anybody has ever done it.

5th – The lower town of Stygia

The 5th layer starts to be pretty serious, you gotta be determined and smart to get here. Here, life is harder than in the 4th, and competition harsher, but rewards are better. This is where the cool jobs are found: doctors, lawyers, painters and sculptors, herbalists, banks, map-makers etc.
Many citizens here have personal servants and some financial security, and everything is a bit more luxurious than in the previous layers. They aren’t rich by any mean, but they do pretty well for themselves.
Population: Most locals are highly skilled workers, clever and ruthless, even those at the bottom of the ladder. The guild leaders control of the layer, constantly trying to fight each other and keep their underlings in check. Since the arch-devil in charge was iced, they mostly run the show.
Getting out: Excellence in your art or craft is everything here. Your services will be sold by people in the lowest layers, you’ll be put in charge of people and give real responsibilities. This means being better than everybody else, but also making sure everybody else is worse than you. But careful, get too good and the others will team up to stop you. There are many guilds and corporations in this layer.
Archdevil: Elsa Levistus, the cool dude
Levistus is a pretty chill ruler, as far as archdevils go, even if he often gives his people the cold shoulder, it’s better than getting iced. The only thing that makes him lose his cool is when people make fun of the fact he’s locked in a giant block of ice. Anyway, he’s kind of a loser and doesn’t do much, except harass his servants with telepathy and give an icy stare at his visitors.
Locations
1) The Ward: A clinic that studies all sorts of maladies and disorders. It doesn’t heal anybody, quite the opposite: it studies them and wants to keep its patients sick for as long as possible, in a controlled way.
It contains an incredible amount of information on all sorts of afflictions, even the rarest or ancient ones, and its library is a treasure trove for any doctor. Gaining access to it is extremely difficult. The hospital pays well to anybody that will bring them new patients and new aliments.
2) The house of art: a great hall where the artists' guild resides. Painters, sculptors and musicians, creating art all day. They have their own internal hierarchy, in-fighting and traditions. Often they compete with each other, sometimes violently. They are always looking for inspiration and will pay well to experience new things.
3) The blackest market: working outside a guild is extremely dangerous here, if you are discovered you will be punished harshly. The blackest market is your best bet: a hidden, relatively safe and very illegal market that has lasted for a long time, despite it being openly criminal.

6th –The garrison of Maladomini

War. Pretty big deal, I've heard. Devils do it, sometimes. This where they manage that. It’s the army, that means officials screaming at recruits, hazing, People being made to run and march. It’s what you would expect, and probably the part you already have in your own campaign.
Competition is still very harsh, with officials backstabbing each other, giving intentionally wrong orders to make others fail or lying about their failures and accomplishments, but it’s mitigated by the real risk of losing against demons, angels etc. that forces the devils to be a bit less egocentric.
Being low in numbers, devils rely a lot on espionage, diplomacy and sabotage, keeping open conflict as a last resource. When it’s necessary, they make ample use of mercenaries.
Geographically, the layer is made of flesh, the mountains are bones, lakes of pus, giant warts and sores. Pretty gross.
Population: The strongest and more aggressive people end up here when they die. The skillset required here is a bit different from the rest. Still, they are devils, not demons. You will not find dumb brutes, ogres and thugs here. It’s more about resilience and discipline than raw strength. Soldiers are required to learn countless tactics and procedures and must be professional and precise at all times.
Getting out: why would you? Not happy about fighting for the greater glory of hell? Where is your patriotism soldier? Give me ten thousand push-ups, with no arms. Oh, you can’t? disobeying a direct order? Maybe a year in the otyugh pit will straighten you.
The only way out is by getting enough medals and awards, or by becoming an officer. Some people can grease enough wheels to get special exemptions
Archdevil: Glasya, the fanservice.
Daughter of Asmodeus, she took control of the layer after the previous ruler, the hag countess, exploded, and the layer is now made of her flesh.
Glasya is a strong independent woman that, uhm, plots. Generically. Well, I’m sure she’s up to something.
Locations
1) The Stinkers: a series of long and narrow tunnels of flesh filled with repugnant smells and parasitic worms. Forcing recruits to run through them naked is a traditional hazing ritual. A third of the recruits never come out.
2) The jawdoors: large, toothed mouths that open in the ground. Inside the mouths are portals that bring to other layers, and the armies use them for rapid deployment.
Sometimes the mouths are just mouths and will chew you up.
They move, open and close regularly, and scouts need to be sent inside them to find the right portals. Scout duty is not popular.
3)The lost legion: this battalion of devils was banished centuries ago after their leader had her reputation destroyed by another official, and since then have roamed the layer, hiding from other soldiers, stealing supplies. They are waiting for a chance to get revenge and fix their reputation.

7th – The administratum of Malbolge

In hell, pencil-pushers are kings, and Malbolge is their castle.
An enormous layer-spanning office, Malebolge is one of the slowest, over-regulated places you’ll find. Everything needs paperwork, in enneaplicate (9 copies). Everything needs approval from multiple different authorities (that hate each other), and your documents will be covered in enough signs and stamps, they’ll make the original text unreadable. Making it invalid and forcing you to start again.
But there is a difference from regular bureaucracy: in Malbolge, it’s entirely malicious. Every single clerk, official and administrator hates you and wants to obstacle you, just on the principle of it. Devils here are rewards not for doing more work, but for doing less of it, while still following all laws. Accountants are being actively paid to ruin your day and waste your time.
Geographically, Malbolge is a maze of thousands of corridors patrolled by floating guardian and offices where ancient devils work tirelessly, dark archives hidden behind broken staircases, enormous libraries where strange beasts roam, and more corridors, more offices, with no end.
Working here is a maddening, terrible exercise in patience and organization, and most get crushed by it, but the potential is endless: these people make and write the laws of hell, control the flow of paperwork and give out permits. This is the heart and brain of hell.
Population: A few unique types of devils exist here: low-level employees, with little to no fighting power, writing, reading and shifting between folders.
Thousand-eyed and thousand-armed floating devils, able to read a lifetime worth of documents in minutes, inkmancers able to control words, deleting and rewriting documents at great speed but also hunting for them, being able to perceive what’s in a book without opening it.
The majority of souls that get here are swiftly overwhelmed, accidentally break the law and get sent to the first, or are simply suffocated by the work and turn into husks.
Getting out:Well, you’ll need a permit. It should take only a few million years, if done regularly. If you are clever, you can reduce this time: loopholes, bribery, diplomacy and favours are your way out. But be careful to not get caught or sold out.
Archdevil: Baalzebul, the slug
Baalzebul used to be an angel, then fell and became a demon, then made Asmodeus angry and got turned into a slug. Not being able to gain a humanoid form, as mentioned before, is very shameful, so he hates Asmo a lot. He also hates Mephistopheles a lot.
Baalze is a perfectionist, he pretends every document is clear, precise and on time. Dot the i's and cross the t's kind of guy. He also seeks perfection by rebuilding the various offices and corridors, tearing them down and starting new ones constantly, to the point many are left unfinished and abandoned, to the dismay of the people that needed them to work.
His requirements are so high, it’s impossible to fulfil them, causing his servants to break the law all the time.
Locations
1)The forlorn wing: this rather large wing of the administratum is extremely ancient. So ancient, the books and documents in it have grown strong enough to take control of it. Pens and books roam the halls, ink elementals walk the corridors, paper humanoids lurk in the shadows and cultists of the book god kidnap devils to sacrifice them on altars of pens to their leather-bound lords.
2)The shredder: a gigantic contraption of cranks and gears, hissing pistons and clunking levers made to destroy documents. It absorbed so much diabolic energy it became sentient, and now runs around the building devouring and shredding anything in its path. If destroyed, it reforms somewhere else after a few days. Countless important documents have sadly been lost to it. And a few thousands clerks, but who cares.
3)Old Jeff: it takes a lot to be considered “old” by devils. Jeff is even older than that.
Nobody remembers it ever being young. It is said it knows the law more than anybody else and is a master at finding loopholes and going around contracts. Many come to seek its help, but it always asks for something in exchange. His requests usually make no sense, maybe it is just senile, or it’s part of some strange scheme only it knows.

8th – The noble quarters of Cania

The nobility of hell, the lords of Cania are rich, influential and some of the worst people to have ever lived. Most of them worked for centuries to get there, surviving the horrors of the other layers, so unlike mortals nobles, they tend to all be very skilled, intelligent and experienced.
Balls and parties are the backdrop of backstabbings, blackmail and assassinations on a scale that would put any mortal court to shame.
The layer itself is very cold, with frequent snow and storms that cover the luxurious towns. Most nobles have isolated villas they use when they need privacy, hidden between glaciers and icebergs.
Population: The nobles manage most of the industries in the lower layers, and each one has hordes of servants and slaves. Marriages are made and broken daily, usually for political reasons, and it’s said that at any moment, you can find at least a dozen marriage ceremonies going on.
Plenty of people realize they aren’t good enough to thrive in this layer, and decide to simply survive. They become leeches, using more powerful nobles as protection and scavenging what they leave behind.
Getting out: showing incredible cunning or charm, sometimes, will attract the attention of Asmodeus himself. Other times, apparently unremarkable people are invited. Only he knows the reasons for his actions. A carriage of red ruby will appear at your door, carrying an invitation written on the skin of an angel to his court. This and nothing else will open the doors of Asmodeus Court to you.
Archdevil: Mephistopheles, the classic
The most devilish devil, he’s exactly how you would expect him, red skin, black wings, horns, trident, cunning and charming but also prone to anger outbursts worse than a Disney villain. He wants to take over hell and replace Asmodeus.
He likes fire. He doesn’t like his layer.
Locations
1)The Face-off: this dingy, hidden store sells masks, both literal: protections from magical identification and scrying, and metaphorical: fake identities, both stolen and made up. When everything is documented, a false identity can be extremely powerful.
2)The Ring: Here are held daily races. Horse races, bull races, giant lizards, humans, dwarves, anything they capture can be forced to race here, and devils love betting on them.
3)Franco’s Bistrò: this cafè is owned by a half-fallen angel named Franco. The angel is more or less evil, but not too convinced, and still likes peace and tranquillity. His cafè is a relaxing place, where nobody is allowed to fight or murder, and many use it as a safe haven to do business. Even outsiders, like your players, would be relatively safe here.

9th – Asmodeus court, formerly known as Nessus

Asmodeus court is the top of the top, the best of the best. As luxurious as physically possible, the entire layer is dotted with villas, gardens, fields, meadows, scenographic mountains, beautiful lakes, everything exists for the pleasure and gratification of the locals. Nobody works here, people spend their time in balls and parties, trying to show off and impress others.
They buy the most expensive dresses, have the best food imported, find the greatest bards to play for them. Everything is a dick-measuring contest.
On top of that, people routinely pretend to be other people to damage their reputation, sometimes for years on end. Everybody has false identities on top of false identities, lies on top of lies, and the machinations are so convoluted nobody can keep up, except Asmodeus himself. Or so he says. Many think that’s just his own lie.
Population: Only the very best get to live here: the richest, smartest, evilest people to have ever lived, and the most powerful, wisest devils, people that survived the other 8 layers, tricking and crushing millions of others, and finally they get to the top, living in absolute luxury with everything they ever wanted in reach.
With the small caveat that they will have to spend every minute defending their position and will have very little time to enjoy it, and they are still small cogs in a much larger game.
But there is an additional trick. A trick so dastardly, so terrible, only a handful of people in the multiverse know about it, a handful of archdevils, archangels, and a few gods.
The curse of lies.
I mentioned the false identities and multi-layered lies, well, the longer you stay here, the harder it gets to distinguish reality from falsehood. Eventually, your real identity will be lost in your own lies, and you’ll be reduced to a mask, playing the game of politics and unable to stop, not knowing who you really were, or if you ever were somebody to begin with.
You will be overwhelmed, and your original name erased, and nobody will realize it.
The vast majority of the people living here have succumbed to this curse. They would be unable to leave if they wanted, but it hardly matters, since they’re unable to want it. They have no real needs, all they have is lying, tricking others and playing the game.
This is Asmodeus greatest failsafe: the people here are the best, and that makes them the most dangerous. By getting them in his court, he makes them harmless.
This weakens devils as a faction since countless of their best and brightest have been effectively made useless, but Asmodeus puts his safety above everything else.
Curse of lies: Will DC 20 + 1 for every year spent here, rolled every year. If failed, the victim becomes detached from reality and unable to distinguish their lies from reality, they also become unable to leave the layer.
The only way to break the curse is to use 3 wish or miracle spells: the first to get the victim out of the layer, the second to remove the curse and the third to restore their mind.
Getting out: Very easy. Once you arrive here, you are at the bottom. You can leave whenever you feel like, You’ll probably do it often to manage various business and the people working with you. But while you’re away, others will plot against you, you won’t want to leave, so you can keep an eye on your rivals, until the curse kicks in.
Archdevil: geez, I dunno, who could it be?
Locations
1) The jade palace: owned by a fallen Lun dragon, this enormous palace is a very clean, tranquil place, ideal for meditation and study. The dragon allows (paying) customers to use it when they need a break from the endless parties and balls. Its many corridors hide tons of relics and artefacts, books and scrolls that haven’t been seen in the mortal world for millennia.
2) The Chaos Haus: this place, run by a mysterious female devil named Sudemosa, offers the only oasis of chaos and freedom in hell. Anybody can come here and relax, forget the world outside and do whatever they want. No laws, no rules. Complete anarchy. Allegedly, everything that happens here is a secret, even to Asmodeus.
3) The Palace of Wise Souls: an enormous palace with minarets and onion domes with ivory walls, in its centre, a large hall with a marble throne. On the throne sits a judge, tens of thousands of years ancient.
It is said to be the second wisest creature in the multiverse, and for an enormous price, it offers suggestions and advice. It is said that its advice is always right and incredibly far-sighted.
If you are wise, you can get hired at the palace and work as an administrator. People not rich enough to afford the judge can ask these other, less wise but still wise, people for advice, for a more reasonable price.

Getting your players involved

How do you get to use this stuff in your campaign? Some hooks.
1) A man died, carrying some important secret to the tomb. Attempts at contacting him fail, apparently his soul is imprisoned in hell. The players must go down there and find him.
2) A woman, a botanist, hires the players to help her look for a rare plant. She's talented but dodges personal questions. Things get out of hand when devils start attacking the group.
3) Acid rain falls on the region, and small horned humanoid covered in rags crawl out of small temporary portals, steal stuff and run back to where they came from.
4) A long-dead ancestor appears in the dreams of a player, asking to... borrow money?
5) A devil starts kidnapping people with difficult family situations and interviewing them, apparently, it wants to write a novel about mortal lives. A second devil wants to hire the players to rescue the people and destroy the manuscript.
6) The players find a wounded, scared devil crying in the woods, hiding from other devils hunting it. It's the opposite of a fallen angel: a risen devil. But it will need help with it.
7) A devil appears, saying the soul of the king and the country belong to it, thanks to a deal made with an ancestor of the king 66 generations before. The only way to break the pact is hidden somewhere in the 7th layer, says another devil.
8) A very wealthy and posh devil starts helping the player. She says she wants them to become very famous and wealthy before she defeats them, so they have to win for now.
9) A devil, dressed in extremely wealthy clothes and jewels, appears to the players. He seems desperate and begs for their help. He promises a great evil can be stopped if they help him.
10) The players accidentally break a hell law, and an extremely annoying clerk starts following and pestering them, saying they have to pay a fine and sign papers. If they don't want to pay, they'll have to find the correct office in hell and submit a formal complaint.
11) The players start receiving tips about a diabolic cult in the area. The tips are correct, and the players are able to obstacle the cult, but soon they learn the tips come from a devil. The same worshipped by the cult. The devil is trying to make his own operation fail to not look too good and attract attention, so the players are, effectively, helping him.
12) The leader of the local church summons the players in secret, and begs their help: he became leader by making a pact with a devil, and asks their help in breaking the contract. If they don't help, the devils will take thousands in the region.
13) A dumb Imp follows the players, trying to trick them, he is pretty pathetic and harmless.
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The road to the White House just got a fresh paint job.
posted by N301CF on /interestingasfuck
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Second Place
Police officers shove man in Niagara Square to the ground
posted by checkmatelock on /gifs
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Third Place
POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM \"DISCREETLY\" BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE \"PLAY FAVORITES.\"
posted by nsnop0 on /PublicFreakout
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LAPD shoots “less than lethal” rounds directly at an unarmed homeless man who was not protesting.
posted by Exastiken on /pics
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Fifth Place
A lot of things going on this year
posted by Grimmeme on /memes
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Video from: @MikeDesmondWBFO `UPDATE: The two officers have been immediately suspended by Buffalo Police Commissioner Byron Lockwood. A full Internal Affairs investigation is underway. ` The old man suffered a laceration and a possible concussion. He’s reported to be in ECMC in stable condition. `Video source: https://twitter.com/WBFO/status/1268712530358292484?s=09 ` Edit 2: Sign the petition to get the culprits arrested. https://www.change.org/p/buffalo-police-department-fire-police-office-aaron-torgalski ` Edit 2: The old man was just trying to return a riot helmet back to the cops. Video: https://twitter.com/Merlisser88/status/1268789706965356551?s=19`
posted by checkmatelock on /gifs
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Second Place
Man how threatened could you feel going up 10 to 20 deep on a guy in a wheelchair
posted by CasyD on /pics
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The only two people to help look to be National Guardsmen. As soon as they saw he was bleeding they got down to assist. Meanwhile at least a dozen cops go by to arrest a guy holding a sign.
posted by edinc90 on /gifs
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*The painting of the mural was at the direction of D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser, according to her chief of staff, who said the mayor wanted to make it \"abundantly clear\" the street belonged to the city.* ` This is just in front of Lafayette Park, the site of protests over the past week against police brutality.`
posted by TooShiftyForYou on /interestingasfuck
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That look at the camera at the end - “ah shit”
posted by NeverTrustATurtle on /PublicFreakout
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The Best Ukulele You've Heard All Minute.
posted by YannisALT on /UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
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Disco
posted by SimPowerZ on /RedditSessions
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LPT: Imposter syndrome is normal. You will likely feel inadequate or like a fraud at some point in your career. Don’t give into it— you’re doing better than you think.
posted by tysmily on /LifeProTips
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Here’s my try at the POTUS Challenge, holding up a book I’ve never read in front of a place I never go into.
posted by Obieseven on /PoliticalHumor
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Denise Richards & Aaron -- The history of trauma & context behind their outrage
posted by FundamentalBasic on /BravoRealHousewives
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I shared this before, but I don't think anything will ever beat this purchase. `When I was about 10 years old my parents and I were in our backyard clearing out a ton of weeds that had gotten out of hand. I had trouble focusing because our next door neighbor had this really adorable puppy and all I wanted to do was play with him.` We found out that they were actually going to take him to an animal shelter because their son was not taking care of him like he promised. I decided to ask my parents if maybe we could get him instead. I was an only child and never really have anyone to play with unless a friend would come over and the thought of having a puppy to play with whenever I wanted to was great. `My parents agreed and our neighbors offered to sell him to us for $20, which is really cheap for a dog when you think about it, but a lot of money for a kid. I had that saved up and immediately agreed and promised I care for him and love him forever. So, he became my puppy and like a brother. After a few days of debating I named him Snoopy.` Snoopy became my closest friend. He made me laugh, played with me, and would just hang out and watch TV with me. He was always there for me, especially through some tough times in my life where I was extremely self-destructive. He saved me from myself. He was there at my side through tough breakups where all I ever wanted to do was lay in bed. He was an amazing friend. He was there to see me graduate 8th grade, high school, and college. I hoped he would be there on the day I got married and maybe be around for when I had kids, but unfortunately as much as we wish for things, sometimes they don't happen. ` This is the first picture of I have of us together and this is the last. He died 5 years ago after being by my side for almost 17 years. That little ball of fur in the first picture made such a huge impact on my life bringing me years of happiness, friendship, and love.`
posted by -eDgAR- on /AskReddit
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So... Because I **really** enjoyed this post (and its Friday and I am avoiding doing actual work) I compiled the movies mentioned in this post and alphabetized them. `A Christmas Story` A Fish Called Wanda `A Nightmare on Elm Street` Adventures in Babysitting `Airplane II: The Sequel` Airplane! `Akira` Alien `Aliens` All the Vacation movies `Altered States` Amadeus `An American Werewolf in London` Back to the Future `Batman` Beetlejuice `Better Off Dead` Beverly Hills Cop `Big Trouble in Little China` Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure `Bladerunner` Blazing Saddles `Born on the Fourth of July` Brazil `Breakfast Club` Buckaroo Banzai `Bull Durham` Can't Buy Me Love `Chances Are` Christmas vacation `Clue` Coming to America `Commando` Das Boot `Dead Poets Society` Die Hard `Diner` Dirty Dancing `Dirty Rotten Scoundrels` Do the Right Thing `Driving Miss Daisy` Empire of the Sun `Escape from New York` ET `Fandango` Fast Times at Ridgemont High `Fatal Attraction` Ferris Beuller’s day off `Field of Dreams` Firefox `First Blood` Full Metal Jacket `Genius` Ghostbusters `Glory` Harlem Nights `Heathers ` Highlander `History of the World` Indiana Jones trilogy `Joe vs. The Volcano` Karate Kid `Labyrinth` Lean on Me `Lethal Weapon` Mad Max 2 `Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome` Made in Heaven `Midnight Run` Monty Python and the Meaning of Life `Never Ending story` Night of the Comet `Octopussy` Once Upon a Time in America `Pink Floyd the Wall` Planes, Trains, and Automobiles `Platoon` Poltergeist `Porky's` Predator `Prince of Darkness` Princess Bride `Purple Rain` Rain Man `Raising Arizona` Red Dawn `Repo Man` Revenge of the Nerds `Risky Business` Roadhouse `Robocop` Rocky IV `Romancing the Stone` Say Anything `Scarface` Short Circuit 1 and 2 `Sid & Nancy` Sixteen Candles `Spaceballs` Splash `Stand By Me` Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan `Star Trek III: The Search for Spock` Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home `Starman` T2 `The Adventures Of Baron Von Muchausen` The Big Red One `The Blues Brothers` The Burbs `The Fly` The Fog `The Golden Child` The Goonies `The Great Outdoors` The Killing Fields `The Last Starfighter` The Lost Boys `The Money Pit` The Naked Gun `The Princess Bride` The Producers `The Right Stuff` The Road Warrior `The Running Man` The Shining `The Sure Thing` The Terminator `The Thing` The Untouchables `They Live!` This Is Spinal Tap `Time Bandits` Tootsie `Top Secret?` Trading Places `Tron` Twins `Wall Street` Wargames `Water` Weird Science `When Harry Met Sally` Who Framed Roger Rabbit `Willow` Witness ` Young Frankenstein`
posted by CaptainIncredible on /AskReddit
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Hi u/spez, **You have just posted a job opening that literally says \"Black applicants only. All other races need not apply\"** Look, I am all for the diversity thing but JESUS CHRIST this is the stupidest thing to just publicly state in writing you are potentially breaking Federal Equal Opportunity law. You are admitting to a possible crime here. Is there not a single person there who pointed this out to you? > It is illegal for an employer to discriminate against a job applicant because of his or her race, color, religion, sex (including gender identity, sexual orientation, and pregnancy), national origin, age (40 or older), disability or genetic information. For example, an employer may not refuse to give employment applications to people of a certain race. `I am applying for the open board member position, and then [submitting one of these.](https://www.eeoc.gov/filing-charge-discrimination)` `After 180 days, I will then file a Federal suit against Reddit for Title VII race discrimination. Even though a board member is not a traditional employee but if you are going to be paying this person they will be an independent contractor to your organization. ` `I would also think your friends at the Anti-defamation League which you SERVE ON THE BOARD OF ADVISORS would reconsider your continued involvement there after breaking equal opportunity law for race discrimination. I mean, just posting this in itself shows you are too ignorant to be competent enough to advise anyone.` `You are the CEO of one of the largest and important websites in the world. You could have gone about this IN SO MANY BETTER WAYS than this. You really put the cart before the horse here and tried to score a massive PR goal before you even achieved it. This is just, insanely arrogant and stupid. You say in your own post that \"actions speak louder than words\" and you just completely fucked yourself by trying to *praise your own future actions* with words instead of just intelligently taking the action to benefit Reddit and the community. ` `I bet you haven't even thought about how now that you have 100% confirmed race is a BIG factor in why this person got the job how it will actually affect them? \"Tokenization\" and \"Stereotypical threat\" seem to be words people use to describe their negative experiences of being a deliberate diversity hire. They can feel like they only got the job because of their race or gender etc. and then if they under perform they open themselves up to all kinds of scrutiny and apparently that SUCKS for them. You aren't even thinking about the people you are trying to help by being inclusive. I mean, there is no other way to read your statement as anything other than \"We are prioritizing our PR optics\" instead of what I'm sure you actually want to achieve with inclusiveness. ` You don't seem to realize that people are absolutely sick of empty corporate bullshit like we saw with COVID. \"We got this\" - \"We are all in this together\" blah blah, and now you just stepped right into the corporate bullshit speak concerning something as important as racial issues in this country. If NOTHING else, I just want you to understand how you are coming off as tone deaf to a lot of people and appearing to be \"ticking boxes\" for PR which just pisses people off and distracts from the actual important shit the world is trying to deal with. You know how it sounds *really fucking stupid* when someone says \"But I have a black friend!\" right? Look in the mirror. There are entire recruitment firms that specialize in bringing together a smart and diverse group of candidates for positions like this. I'm definitely no expert in this field but just having a quick look online and they all seem to be VERY CLEAR that you shouldn't do what you just did. Please, contact some professionals to get some advice here. I still can't believe you just outright said this. You can't take this statement back. Even if there is some legal \"wiggle room\" concerning board members you have just opened Reddit and yourself up to all sorts of attacks from white supremacists and conspiracy nuts. Ultra-Conservative voices are going to have a field day with this. Be smarter than this.
posted by Groovyaardvark on /announcements
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**118 of the top 500 subreddits are owned by 6 people.** `Your site is disintegrating before your eyes. You claim to be making a better policy but every single time its inconsistent for specific users.` This is just a sad PR stunt. Making special councils only gives them more power. `>To fill his seat with a black candidate ` Also it is ILLEGAL to hire on the basis of race, you just broke a law `[From the Civil Rights act](https://www.eeoc.gov/statutes/title-vii-civil-rights-act-1964)` > (1) to fail or refuse to hire or to discharge any individual, or otherwise to discriminate against any individual with respect to his compensation, terms, conditions, or privileges of employment, because of such individual's **race, color**, religion, sex, or national origin; > (2) **to limit, segregate, or classify his employees or applicants for employment in any way which would deprive or tend to deprive any individual of employment opportunities** or otherwise adversely affect his status as an employee, because of such individual's race, color, religion, sex, or national origin. `By you SPECIFICALLY hiring somebody of another race, you have broken the law. I hope the media sees what you are doing here and the backlash will be immense. How incompetent can you people be? Even if it isn't illegal somehow, it is still PREJUDICE based on race.` Somebody here should apply for the position (if it techinally is considered a job) and if they get denied file a lawsuit. Even if it isnt a job and they arent breaking the law, saying you are adding A BLACK PERSON no matter what is racial prejudice. `.FixThisSite` Any questions?
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Sement
posted by YANDHI_80 on /tifu
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